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Lauren Berger's blog
Busting out the school supplies
Submitted by Lauren Berger on July 11, 2006 - 1:34pm. The Unnatural BodyFreeze face
Submitted by Lauren Berger on May 20, 2006 - 10:24pm. The Unnatural BodyIf you're happy and you know it, you must have botox.
The magic laser
Submitted by Lauren Berger on April 30, 2006 - 5:07pm. The Unnatural BodyCould a special new laser treatment eliminate obesity, acne, and clogged arteries?
Botox by bike
Submitted by Lauren Berger on April 23, 2006 - 9:16pm. The Unnatural BodyInstead of calling out for a pizza or some Chinese food, it's now possible for British folks to order up a serving of Botox to be delivered right to their front door.
Rate your rear end
Submitted by Lauren Berger on April 16, 2006 - 1:23pm. The Unnatural BodyForget newsworthy developments in quantum physics and molecular biology - Psychology professor Dr. David Holmes has finally created a mathematical equation for the perfect tush.
Breast implants linked to higher suicide risk
Submitted by Lauren Berger on April 15, 2006 - 3:40pm. The Unnatural BodyIt just goes to show that cosmetic surgery doesn't necessarily make you feel better about life.
Obesity rates rising, except in women
Submitted by Lauren Berger on April 10, 2006 - 3:15pm. The Unnatural BodyIs it possible that America's beauty- and thin-obsessed media may have actually improved women's health?
Boyfriends make you fat
Submitted by Lauren Berger on April 8, 2006 - 2:20pm. The Unnatural BodySee? And you thought having one might make your life better.
Vanishing appetites
Submitted by Lauren Berger on April 3, 2006 - 8:23pm. The Unnatural BodyCould an appetite-blunting hormone be responsible for anorexia?
Need to fidget? Go right ahead.
Submitted by Lauren Berger on April 2, 2006 - 1:03pm. The Unnatural BodyIn an effort to combat childhood obesity, Dr. James Levine, a researcher at the Mayo Clinic, is testing out a new, exercise-friendly classroom.
Reconstructing lives
Submitted by Lauren Berger on March 27, 2006 - 8:04pm. The Unnatural BodySometimes plastic surgery isn't just a disturbing Sweet 16 present.
Just like everyone else, your face will disintegrate...
Submitted by Lauren Berger on March 27, 2006 - 4:18pm. The Unnatural BodyAnd there's not a damn thing you can do about it. But that won't stop billion dollar anti-aging cosmetics companies from trying to convince you otherwise.
I want to be a Barbie doll
Submitted by Lauren Berger on March 22, 2006 - 9:35pm. The Unnatural BodyYou know things are getting out of hand when there's an actual syndrome named after a plastic doll.
Invasion of the sleep-eaters
Submitted by Lauren Berger on March 21, 2006 - 12:35pm. The Unnatural BodyEver wake up surrounded by empty ice cream cartons, candy wrappers, and potato chip bags with no recollection of what happened the night before? Well, these people have.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Submitted by Lauren Berger on March 14, 2006 - 3:09pm. The Unnatural Body...Well actually, no, it doesn't. At least not for the members of the Yakuza, or the Japanese mafia, whose body rituals are not for the faint of heart.
